What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Every time I brush my hair when it’s dry it poofs up like a poof ball. But if I don’t brush it looks tangled and messy. I know I have some sort of curl or wavy hair, ive tried gels to define curls but it makes my hair frizzy and messy. What do I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Does alchemy really exist?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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